December 2008
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So I go to the movies to see 3 Doors Down and Twilight. This is second hell.
I’m about to see Twilight on my honeymoon. kill me
Twilight sucked like something awful.
the idea behind a casino is that greed takes over
Bukowski said that if you gamble, you’ll never win. Liar
The wedding could have been anymore beautiful. Everyone was great, and I’ve married my dream woman.
I’m getting this nervous twitchy feeling that’s normally associated with the apocalypse.
Now my sister woke up late, and can’t find the legion hall. I’ve get some directions to her. Thank god for Mapquest
Now, we have to get all 4 tires replaced.
we had to drive to the other side of town to Pep Boys
okay those retards at Wal-mart tire and lube couldn’t pull their head out of their ass to fix our tire
okay, my wedding day: 1st thing to go wrong we had a flat tire and then the jack fell on me.
Getting married tomorrow. I can do it, Hal Jordan baby.
I want to die
my fiance doesn’t understand why I don’t want to watch Dirty Dancing.
What would Hal Jordan do on Christmas?
I hate Christmas. Booze is the way of the walk.
Wedding song: Inxs, Never Tear Us Apart
Hal Jordan baby, yeah! We can do this.
I’m glad that a Green Lantern Movie has been green lighted. They really need to get Geoff Johns involved, though. Seriously.
The state of Florida requires anyone wanting to get married to either take a class or read a handbook. Nazis.
1st grade: learning by the numbers.
I just help a 7 year old make a 3 panal comic. I think it was my creative peak.
spending the day at the cattle ranch.
I’m starting to doubt that listening to Slayer can make me smarter.
I wish there was a way to shut my brain off for about a week.
Just scored The Dark Knight on Blu Ray
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Why is it that women think they can talk to a man anyway they want? When a man has a bad day and takes all his frustration out on a woman it’s called “mental cruelty.” When a woman does it, it’s dismissed as a “woman thing.”
I swear to god, every woman should be forced to carry around a journal or a crash test dummy and yell at it or express themselves in some...
I wish I could go back in time, back when my family went to Disney World. I stab stab Mickey Mouse and put my weiner in his mouth.
I love that romantic comedy that has Hugh Grant.
Who wouldn’t want to skull fuck a soulless cartoon mouse that’s been stabbed? Goddamn, I’m ruthless.
Fantasic 4 on Blu Ray: “You can polish a turd, Beavis”
War Zone was the punisher movie that I’ve wanted to see all my life.
There’s a Spaceballs animated series? How come I never heard of it.
I hear that Rob Liefield is using his Deadpool movie money to pay people to mention his name on the internet.
I’m fucking tired. Too tired to sleep a few hours, and too tired to proofread my Shakespear paper. May God have mercy on us all.
I thought he would build a big staple-gun rifle just like Cable.
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Marvel, you are the worst thing that ever happened...
I’m taking a break from writing a very difficult final paper on Nahum Tate’s Restoration era adaption of Coriolanus. Not only are finals sucking my will to live, but new comic day fucking sucked thanks to Marvel.
Seriously, fuck you Marvel. I’m sick of your shit. I hate myself for repeatedly buying your comics and supporting you all these years. Even those years, when nobody...
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Here’s a headline I read today on Blabbermouth.net:
DISTURBED Frontman: ‘My Fiancée Just Left Me A Few Weeks Ago’ - Dec. 4, 2008
Anybody care?
Yarbols, to the idiot president. Big nasty yarblockos. Too tired for original ideas.
I’m very happy to read that Euroboy is cancer-free. Now, I can’t wait for new Turbonegro. Possibly, world’s greatest band.
So in the latest news, the new Wolverine pics looks like a Logan/Sabertooth Buddie cop Comedy. Enjoy X-men Origins: Turner and Hooch
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PanterA, Pan fukin’ terA
I’d rather hear a huge dick slapping my dead grandmother in the face than listen to Coheed and Cambria. Why are opening for Slipknot?