Be All, End All: Archive

RT @GeorgeCarlinSez: The Mai-Tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quot …

Jan 4th

“@Mike_Greear: And so this is Christmas. And what have you done? Let’s fuck otters.” no other way that I now of to spend new years.

Dec 29th

RT @michaelianblack: Now we’re all going to see “Hugo” together as a family. Fuck this.

Dec 27th

RT @God_Damn_Batman: I’m making a list. Checking it twice. Gonna find out who’s naughty and then kick their face in. Happy Holidays.

Dec 24th

RT @Mike_Greear: During Dragon tattoo: @Wes_Lowery: “Hey,I used to have that shirt.” Me: “Cool. Well, how’d she get it?” “Eh, I felt bad …

Dec 22nd

RT @bukowski_lives: “I’ll bet on anything but the human race.” - Charles Bukowski

Dec 14th

RT @Mike_Greear: You think Batman ever meets Tony Stark and feels like a Class A nitwit for using his money to dress up as a bat instead …

Dec 4th

I feel better now. It took a beer buzz to feel to relax, but I’m much better now. Now, for the paranoia of a 5 minute drive home,

Oct 30th

I’m a reasonable man. I get my iphone tomorrow and nobody gets hurt.

Oct 14th

Damn, it feels good to be a Banker.

Oct 10th

RT @realkittenpants: “Hey Rick! It’s your cousin, Marvin Perry. You know that racist ranch name you’ve been looking for? Well, listen to …

Oct 5th

I love my job but I really hate being the FNG.

Sep 22nd

Dax Riggs is playing the Vynil tomorrow night. If you are not there, then you are by definition: wrong.

Sep 21st

So anyway, I’m awesome. But you knew that already.

Aug 27th

Another Causal Friday. I can’t believe its been two weeks already. A gangsta’s life aint fun.

Aug 20th

The sky looks so evil.

Aug 10th

I’m going to be a daddy.

Aug 6th

No way I’m not cool.

Jul 31st

The moral of Captain America is that Performance Enhancing Drugs do work.

Jul 24th

I’m glad Captain America is tomorrow night. I can’t wait much longer.

Jul 22nd

Everyone be careful. Safety is paramount,

Jul 16th

Interview went very well. Hopefully, my days with the big blue retail giant are over,

Jul 15th

#ImproveFilmTitlesByAddingInMyPants the Color Purple in my pants.

Jul 13th

Got a interview with Lakeview Medical center, Wednesday. Wish me luck.

Jul 12th

I’m uniterested in Casey Anthony today, as I was yesterday. Everyone go to bed and there will something else to distract you tomorrow.

Jul 6th

Oh you didn’t know? Yo’ ass better call somebody. I just met the New Age Outlaws, btw.

Jun 28th

RT @pattonoswalt: “Meth is nature’s pancakes…” — A breakfast tip from the Meth Council.

Jun 22nd

RT @SteveMartinToGo: Paul Revere did not warn that “The British are coming,” because all the citizens WERE British. There was no Americ …

Jun 7th

RT @God_Damn_Batman: Comparing X-Men: First Class to The Dark Knight is like comparing The Village People to Seal Team 6.

Jun 5th

RT @R_Roddy_Piper: Heard Vince wants to grab Piper. Well go ahead. But it’s like having a Wolf by the ears. You won’t like it, and you d …

May 28th

Who will be the smallest fatty?

May 25th

Pickles is creeping me out. http://t.co/swn0an1

May 24th

I work at Wal-mart. I’m going to severly dissappointed if the world doesn’t end, tonight.

May 22nd

Long, hot day. I’ve got to get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

May 19th

Ricthie Sambora is not at this show.

May 16th

Try to avoid the Inn on A Hill hotel in Hattiesburg. Even roaches feel like they can do better than this place.

May 15th

What time does Crieg’s List open? I want to shop for used Mp3’s.

May 10th

RT @Mike_Greear: Wow. New Beastie Boys is pretty doing it for me.

May 7th

Blah, blah, blah, politics, blah, blah, God, blah, blah, Bin Laden, Blah, more politics, Blah. Repost if you agree.

May 6th

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RT @nbccommunity: Paintball is BACK on #NBCCommunity tonight w/ JOSH HOLLOWAY…and I’ll be watching! http://ow.ly/4NX50 #GCCPaintball2

May 5th

I no longer have a beard.

Apr 16th

One might as well live in Pensacola. Apocalyptic ruin is always going to be inescapable.

Apr 13th

Sadness will always win.

Apr 9th

Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.

Apr 2nd

Leaving for new orleans.

Mar 27th

Okay, now we know that Dad had a massive heart attack. He’s got about 80% blockage around his heart. We’re waiting to hear from the surgeon.

Mar 18th

Why do Doctors still use pagers? Everyone on Gay’s Anatomy has one. Even when they’re running around having sex with each other.

Feb 20th

RT @Silentom: I’m all man lady!

Feb 13th

Why can’t I drink for free and listen to Iron Maiden? Casinos can’t be perfect all the time.

Feb 13th

Lameness. I’m so lame.

Feb 12th