RT @GeorgeCarlinSez: The Mai-Tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quot …
“@Mike_Greear: And so this is Christmas. And what have you done? Let’s fuck otters.” no other way that I now of to spend new years.
RT @michaelianblack: Now we’re all going to see “Hugo” together as a family. Fuck this.
RT @God_Damn_Batman: I’m making a list. Checking it twice. Gonna find out who’s naughty and then kick their face in. Happy Holidays.
RT @Mike_Greear: During Dragon tattoo: @Wes_Lowery: “Hey,I used to have that shirt.” Me: “Cool. Well, how’d she get it?” “Eh, I felt bad …
RT @bukowski_lives: “I’ll bet on anything but the human race.” - Charles Bukowski
RT @Mike_Greear: You think Batman ever meets Tony Stark and feels like a Class A nitwit for using his money to dress up as a bat instead …
I feel better now. It took a beer buzz to feel to relax, but I’m much better now. Now, for the paranoia of a 5 minute drive home,
I’m a reasonable man. I get my iphone tomorrow and nobody gets hurt.
Damn, it feels good to be a Banker.
